Author Topic: huge cysts on snake (NOT SAFE FOR LIFE)  (Read 6951 times)

so a couple days ago i was in a library and i felt this sudden pinching sensation on my snake, as if something was being bitten. obviously i couldn't check there. i went home and saw a little red bump, suggesting a bug bit it. the next day i woke up with a huge (about the size of your thumbnail) bright white cyst on the shaft of my snake. i put some bugbite cream on it 3 times over the day. today i woke up, and there are 2 little cysts (slightly smaller than your pinkie nail) on either side of it.

help me.

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i'm almost 100% sure they are bug bites. i don't think bites cause cysts so maybe it isn't a cyst, it just kinda looks like it. and yes i have good hygiene lol.

popping it now with a pair of tweasers
will report what happens in a moment
IT POPPED LIKE A WATER BALLOON
BUT INSTEAD OF WATER ITS BLOOD AND PUS

IT GOT ON MY FACE
ITS STILL COMING OUT
Anyway, the first ones seems to have stopped and it feels a lot better. I'm gonna pop the little ones now.
alright so i popped the other 2 and they were pretty disappointing. just a slow stream of pus from each one and no blood. they are nearly unnoticeable now.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2014, 06:47:50 PM by McZealot »

Dum dum, dirty richards deserve a damn decent doctor.

Seriously.

forget even reading the title made me lose my appetite

Uh.

Um.

Er.

Ah.

Uh... hm.

Doctor?


post a picture on spacerichards

it's actually normal, just make sure you wash good down there



that's what you get when you masturbate with tuna jars without using protection


oh my loving god how often do you take a shower you swine
go see a doctor
now
I think I'm gonna puke
forget even reading the title made me lose my appetite


forget even reading the title made me lose my appetite
I think I'm gonna puke

weak

step up your game

Anyway, tell your parents.