If this forum had achievements, what would they be?

[KillerCop311]

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[Section Specific]
[Whisperer] - Have 10 posts in Off-Topic.
[Talkative] - Have 100 posts in Off-Topic.
[The Random Guy] - Have 1000 posts in Off-Topic.
[Not Serious At All] - Have 10000 posts in Off-Topic.
[n00b] - Have 10 posts in Games.
[Easy Mode] - Have 100 posts in Games.
[Hard Mode] - Have 1000 posts in Games.
[Best Poster NA] - Have 10000 posts in Games.
[Peasant] - Have 10 posts in Community Projects.
[Knight] - Have 100 posts in Community Projects.
[Necromancer] - Have 1000 posts in Community Projects.
[Dungeonmaster] - Have 10000 posts in Community Projects.
[Grade School] - Have 10 posts in Creativity.
[Middle School] - Have 100 posts in Creativity.
[High School] - Have 1000 posts in Creativity.
[College] - Have 10000 posts in Creativity.
[Victim] - Have 10 posts in Drama.
[Jury] - Have 100 posts in Drama.
[Lawyer] - Have 1000 posts in Drama.
[Judge] - Have 10000 posts in Drama.
[Woah, Cool!] - Have 10 posts in Files.
[He's Awesome!] - Have 100 posts in Files.
[I'm Hosting This!] - Have 1000 posts in Files.
[He's a Addon God!] - Have 10000 posts in Files.
(enough section stuff you guys do that)
[General]
[Welcome Back, Alt #x] - Make your first post.
[You're Getting There] - Make your 10th post.
[You're Not Banned Yet?] - Make your 100th post.
[Getting Cool] - Make your 1000th post.
[The Hacker] - Make your 1337th post.
[THE QUADS] - Make your 4444th post.
[A Deity] - Make your 5000th post.
[Platinum God] - Make your 10000th post.
[Check This Out!] - Make your first topic.
[Discussion Starter] - Make your 10th topic.
[Hey, That's A Bit Much] - Make your 100th topic.
[Slow Down A Bit] - Make your 1000th topic.
[Impossible To Achieve] - You can not get this. (Unlocked: HOW THE forget DID YOU GET 10000 TOPICS CREATED)
[I'm Badspot!] - Fear the almighty god.
[I'm Rotondo!] - I'm everyone.
[You Got Banned] - Aw, that's too bad. Better go outside.
[Perma-Banned] - PLEASE INSERT 1 CREDIT TO CONTINUE. $10 = 1 CREDIT.
[Fail-Binned] - Looks like that topic went nowhere.
[Stop Making Topics] - You're not very good at this. (Failbinned more than 3 times.)
[Now You've Done It] - Your topic got moved to Drama.
[It's All Over] - 5 topics you've made have gotten moved to Drama.
[Why Didn't You Stop It] - 10 topics you've made have gotten moved to Drama.

What else would they be? Rarity would be nice too (not adding mine since I'm too lazy).

[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

[Hard Mode] - Have 1000 posts in Games.
[Best Poster NA] - Have 1000 posts in Games.

seems about right

[KillerCop311] - Make 5 topics in a single day.

[Flatflyer]

[Welcome Back, Alt #x] - Make your first post.
[You're Getting There] - Make your 10th post.
[You're Not Banned Yet?] - Make your 100th post.
[Getting Cool] - Make your 1000th post.
[The Hacker] - Make your 1337th post.
[THE QUADS] - Make your 4444th post.
[A Deity] - Make your 5000th post.
[Platinum God] - Make your 10000th post.

Hah I already got all of these plebs

[Fab]

seems about right

[KillerCop311] - Make 5 topics in a single day.

op get rekt

[Rigel]

[I'm Rotondo!] - I'm everyone.

Everyone gets that achievement upon logging in, every time they log in.

[sir dooble]

[Night Fox'd] - Make your 50000th post

[the hacker]

[Meet the maker] - Get a post quoted by Badspot
[Self-quoting] - Get a post quoted by Rotondo

[TrainandSpacelover]

[Night Fox'd] - Make your 50000th post

haha i was thinking of something similar to this

[Daswiruch]

[Auto-Ban] - Successfully rack up 10 alts and get subsequently banned on all of them.

[the hacker]

[Auto-Ban] - Successfully rack up 10 alts and get subsequently banned on all of them.

[Smelting Chamber] - Have more alts than Glass.

[tnatsissA]

[Drama] - Successfully read and understand a drama.

[Kochieboy]

[Domino Effect] - Get 5 people banned consecutively.

[NML Cygni]

[You're one of us now] - Get an avatar.

[Swat 3]

[This Isn't BLOXXXLAND] - Go on a research/gore Self Delete.

[Brass]

[Bang Bang!] - Start an argument and become a keyboard warrior.