If this forum had achievements, what would they be?

[Rally]

[Remember, you're here forever] - Sign up on your first alt

[Ad Bot]

[BlueCreeper]

Time-Related
[Nice to Meet You] - Spend 1 hour on the forums.
[Must Be Fun] - Spend 10 hours on the forums.
[It's Been a Long Day] - Spend 24 hours on the forums.
[Still a Newbie] - Spend 7 days on the forums.
[Regular] - Spend 1 month on the forums.
[1-year Veteran] - Spend 1 year on the forums.
[Wait, You're Not Idle?] - Spend 4 years on the forums.
[Founder] - Spend 10 years on the forums.
[What'd I Miss?] - Make a thread after being inactive for 6 months or more.
Etc.
[GTFO] - Get perma-banned after one post.
[Entering the Fray] - Post in a Drama thread.
[Internet Warrior] - Post in 5 different Drama threads.
[GG No RE:] - Make a post in a thread where the OP is banned for the initial post.

[McJob]

[Fautardbola] - Enter a thread that involves the words "handicap", "Ebola", "Autism" or "friend"

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

[that's so betelgeuse] - call a person autistic and get banned

[Malleo100]

[Stupidly brave] - Drama yourself

[Biostorm]

[Impossible] - Leave BLF
[Self Delete Bomber] - Spam the forums with research/gore and drama yourself
[Forum Homicide] - Hijack someone's account and cause it to be banned

[KillerCop311]

bump

[Rigel]

[Necromancer] Bump a month-old topic.
[Lich King] Find a way to bump a year-old topic.

[LeetZero]

[Builder] - Make a topic with a minimum of 10 replies in Gallery
[Engineer] - Make a topic with a minimum of 25 replies in Gallery
[Architect] - Make a topic with a minimum of 50 replies in Gallery

[EcstaticEggplant]

[White Hat] Help someone in coding help
[The Hardest Part] Successfully upload an avatar
[Great Start] Make your first post in the drama board

[Nonnel]

[Igloos] - Exceed an average of 50 posts per day

[Bacon Pancakes]

Sadly, the drama achievements will encourage people to make useless dramas to get achievements.

[sir dooble]

[Nobel Peace Prize] - Sucessfully defused a Drama topic
[Worlds Greatest Problem Solver] - Won a debate topic (impossible)

[Jairo]

[jairo swag] - be the coolest forumer ever (jairo)

[Blocky943]

[What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen] - Enter the Furry Megathread for the first time
[I'm Becoming One Of Them] - Post in the Furry Megathread for the first time
[ONE OF US] - Have over 100 posts in the Furry Megathread
[This Isn't Facebook, You Know] - Start a Blogland thread
[See You Next Time!] - Get banned
[PREPARE TO BE TUTORED.] - Start a Help topic
[You completed the Tutorial in {amount of time thread was open}] - Lock the Help topic