King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[ResonKinetic]

Bobby Hill gave me the hill.

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[ButlerBlockhead125]

i am the hill bobby hill
Edit: forget this was already posted fixing soon FIXED

my hill

[Futurjojo]

My hill.

[ResonKinetic]

futurjojo died of cancer because he is cancer

my hill

[Lego lad]

resons avatar was too much for him

unclaimed hill

[SpongeCraft1212]

I vaporize the ground.

My water.

[ResonKinetic]

I freeze the water into a hill and claim it.

my hill

[Crispy_]

Summer comes.
My wet grass.

[Alyx Vance]

I dig up hill and replace it with another hill.

My hill.

edit:
OFF TOPIC: Alyx Vance actually conquered both hills.

Damn forgetin straight I did. I'm going to stay off of this one though, I don't need to conquer another hill.

Anyone want to be my ally in the event that I do begin to battle?

[Lego lad]

Me
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[Alyx Vance]

Me
plsplspls

You're hired and are now safe.

And just for old times sake

Summer comes.
My wet grass.

I cut the grass with my mower.
My newly cut grass hill.

[BlockoCrafter]

I imprison the Freeman, forcing Alyx to go rescue him.

My hill now.

[Alyx Vance]

Gordon Freeman is a Freeman because he is Freeman. He hits you with a crowbar.

Mine, Lego Lad, and Gordon Freeman's hill.

[XR-7]

I walk up the hill. I walk down the other side.

I come back up the hill. I find a well.

Two children are approaching the well. Their names are Jack and Jill.

I pushed Jack who broke his back and Jill claimed the hill.

I reign with Queen Jill.

[kidplasma]

you have been spared