King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[Eden]

I send down explosive probes from a spacestation and destroy both Venus and Mars. I then spot a hill on Jupiter and claim it.
My Jupiterian hill.

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

Venus hill survives on one of the pieces.
My Venusian hill.

[Rigel]

I get the hill as a birthday gift.

My hill.

[ThatRandomGuy]

I detonate the sun causing a super nova, nothing is left.

My non-existant hill

[lord techno]

i poop on the hill, its so stinky nobody wants it.

My hill.

[TableSalt]

I'm a bug and I don't give a stuff damn.
I burrow into the hill.
My hill.

[Nicepoint]

I place a glass dome above the hill.

My dome

[TableSalt]

I put a sink on the dome.
Nothing else happens.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

I put a tree in the dome

Sandy Cheek's dome

[Nicepoint]

I launch a nuke at the dome.

My painful glass pile.

[TableSalt]

I form the glass into a hill.
My painful glass hill.

[Ragequit]

ragequit is not gay
my hill

[Agent Legit 22]

Ragequit quits from his hill.
I claim it for the eternal empire of Rome.
My hill.

[SteveJenkins]

romans died because they dumb, I claim this the eternal empire of the third Reich

my german hill

[TableSalt]

I secretly murdered everyone.
All of them...

My hill.