Author Topic: King of the hill (because redconer's died)  (Read 106151 times)

Who needs a planet when you have a hill?
My hill!

Who needs a planet when you got a solar system?!
MY solar system!

Who needs a solar system when you have a bump in the ground?
MY bump.

Who needs a bump in the ground when you got literally nothing?
...

Who needs nothing if you can just divide it by zero

My square root of negative zero infinity

Who needs paradoxes when you're a god?
HAHAHAHAHA...


Hut the bump with a car

Somehow, my speed bump

I seize the opportunity and take the hill.
My hill.

I throw a bomb at tablesalt

my hill
« Last Edit: February 12, 2016, 06:04:37 AM by Snaked_Snake »

I have a magic ring that gives salt immunity! Your plans have been foiled!
Oh and it's glued to my finger.
My hill.

I push off tablesalt

my hill

I flip a table made of salt towards you.
My hill.

I pour salt water on you, you leave to take a shower
My hill

I have a magic helmet that protects me from uncleanliness spells.
My hill.