My father had this one friend who partied pretty hard with the rest of his friends. They got pretty drunk and his friend had to go take a stuff. So quite a bit of time passed and they wondered where he was. They found him on the ground by the toilet with a mix of puke and stuff on the ground. Supposedly when he went to take a stuff he really had to puke, so he shat on the floor as he was prepared to puke, he turned around and tried to stuff but puked on the floor and he kept doing that until he was done. My dad laughed so hard that he nearly pissed himself and never forgot this story to this day.
