Author Topic: The Village Thread V2 (Read 16360 times)

rkynick · December 25, 2007, 02:03:37 PM

Quote from: Bushido on December 25, 2007, 12:18:16 PM

Quote from: rkynick on December 25, 2007, 02:50:09 AM
I luvs how people completely ignore every single one of my posts.

Why would you have two steel scythes on a deserted island?

for that, Ima kill you.

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Wedge · December 25, 2007, 03:26:32 PM

Use fountain to cut out a square of nylon from the life jacket. Remove the camera lens from the camera. Dig a small hole, about 3 inches deep and 6 inches wide, well above the high tide line, but in view of the sun. Drape the nylon square over the pit using 4 sticks to hold it up. Place a small rock in the center, so that the center of the nylon square is lowest. Place the camera lens into the hole. Pour sea water into the hole, but not into the lens.

The water outside the lens will evaporate, and condense onto the nylon square. Gravity will then drain purified water into the camera lens.

Accomplishments: Clean drinking water

If anyone else has a container for holding water (tin can, helmet, plastic bottle, flask), you can build a bunch of them. I don't want people fighting over my water. :D

Spation · December 25, 2007, 03:31:16 PM

Distillation! I like it![/color]

captain blue · December 25, 2007, 04:42:08 PM

using my magnifying glass i caought some of the paper on fire,i killed a squirell with my hatchet, and cut down some wood for firewood.

I made a water purifeir by getting a slab of wood and using my hatchet to poke tiny holes in it to drain the salt out

Finally using some strong thread in my cloak and a big stick I made a bow and arrow.

accomplishments: food,clean water,hunting tools, and fire

captain blue · December 25, 2007, 04:43:18 PM

accidental double post i meant to hit modify!

Wedge · December 25, 2007, 06:17:25 PM

Set up a few sticks into an a-frame and pile up palm leaves woven into a mat. Fill the hole with salt water so there's fresh water by mid-morning, and go to bed I guess.

Bushido · December 25, 2007, 06:47:27 PM

Quote from: captain blue on December 25, 2007, 04:42:08 PM

using my magnifying glass i caought some of the paper on fire,i killed a squirell with my hatchet, and cut down some wood for firewood.

I made a water purifeir by getting a slab of wood and using my hatchet to poke tiny holes in it to drain the salt out

Finally using some strong thread in my cloak and a big stick I made a bow and arrow.

accomplishments: food,clean water,hunting tools, and fire

What paper? Further more, WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A HATCHET ON A DESERTED ISLAND? Further further more, WHY WOULD YOU BE EQUIPPED FOR DESERTED ISLAND TREKKING IF YOU WERE SHIPWRECKED?

Go out into the wilderness and collect wood, vines, and rocks. After a while, a particularly pointy rock is found, and after a while, shaped into a blade-like stone, about 2 feet long in length. After tying the somewhat-bluntish end to a wooden stick, I make a makeshift (But very, very oversized) blade.

Created; Oversized Stone Blade
Collected; A few rocks, stones, and vines.

Jsk2003 · December 25, 2007, 07:34:44 PM

Wake up in a partially sunken boat off the coast, ship is torn up.

Scared, I start looking for anything to help me. I find one flare and first aid kit, I figure that is enough. I start swimming to island..hoping someone else is there.
It gets dark so I look for shelter, I find some huge leaves and use it as a blanket in the cave I have found.

Accomplishments: Found Shelter,

Oh I forgot to say, the reason why I carry around a huge knife was because it was near christmas and I had to get into the habit of carrying a knife, so then I can just pull it out and cut open presents.

Wedge · December 25, 2007, 09:12:32 PM

What's in the first aid kit?

Sheezy · December 25, 2007, 09:52:10 PM

William

Over shoulder:� backpack� ( flashlight batterys, some electrical tape, broken flashlight [Seawater screwed over the electronics], climbing shoes, ruined spelunking guide, ruined rock hounding guide]
In right hand: Nothing
In left hand: Nothing
On body: Jeans, a shirt, Tennis shoes.
Attached to belt: Rock pick
Attached to belt: Swiss army knive

Story:
William was on trip with his family, boating to a cave for rock hounding. The boat went into a storm and was ripped apart, stranding him.

Jsk2003 · December 25, 2007, 11:36:25 PM

I open up my first-aid kit to find, those white stripstype bandage that you wrap around your wounds, a flare gun, and a big tube of ointment to put on wounds.

I walk outside for a while to find vines, very tough vines, I cut a lot of them and store them into the cave to make something later.

After that, I start jogging and get an idea of the area. After 2 hours, I see a person sleeping in a A-Framed shelter. Hai wedge

Bushido · December 26, 2007, 12:46:20 AM

After a few seconds of pacing around the island, rocks, vines, and sticks in tote, I spot two survivors, one sleeping, the other standing idle nearby. Planting a particularly long stick in the ground, I go off to find more random objects that may be useful, but instead, encounter some sort of large, thick animal, with lots of fur, toting around a piece of what looks like a blue banner on one of it's horns. Where'd he get that?

You're fighting some sort of furry animal.

This is one really, really furry animal. You really can't tell what it is by looking at it because it's got fur all over it's body. It seems docile, except for the fact and it's larger than you. You name it Conker, and start laughing about how bad this fur day is.

But it charges you, with it's big nasty horns. Did I mention the horns?

It gets the jump on you.

It tries to ram you, but gets hit in the head by a monkey throwing a coconut and forgets what it's doing. While it stumbles about, the monkey throws a coconut at your head. 5 of them to be exact. OW! BARF!

You swing in the most awesome, over-exaggerated swing you can. It doesn't seem all that effective, until suddenly, a few thousand sparks fill the air, and your opponent starts having what seems to be a seizure. When it's all over, he collapses to the ground. He still seems alive, but had 50 points of damage knocked out of him. Ouch. CRITICAL HIT! WHACK! BARF!

You win the fight!

You got a Blue Banner!

You gain 15 buffness. YOU GAIN A MUSCLE POINT!
You gain 5 cheek.

Right after looting the corpse of the creature, I take a seat on the beach. Suddenly, the tide brings in a lifeboat. Albeit mostly deflated, it is carrying a few objects, including, but not limited to, a first aid kit, a few knapsacks (With objects inside each one), and a collection of oars. Promptly after taking the objects back to camp, and tying the blue banner the creature was toting to the stick at camp, creating a flag for other survivors to see, I took a break near a palm tree.

Sorry for the KoL reference, couldn't help myself.
Defeated; Odd, furry creature.
Created; A Blue Banner
Found; 5 Oars
Found; 5 Knapsacks
Found; A First Aid Kit
Found; A Deflated Raft

Sheezy · December 26, 2007, 01:46:59 AM

*Wakes up on the shore*

Owwwww...
Damnit what happ-*pause*

Shit
D:

ow.

I cant move.
What happened?
How am I going to get food?
Is there anyone else here?
Yeah, there is
I see that one guy fighting the giant furry looking thing.
...
:(
*collapses down into the sand*

Jsk2003 · December 26, 2007, 01:51:54 AM

Hmm, well I see that guy sleeping, I will not bother him, he might need his rest. OH LOOK THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE(Bushido)

Jsk runs over to the man who he does not know.

Sheezy · December 26, 2007, 01:54:31 AM

pain...

But I got to get off of shore so I dont get washed into the sea...

*tries to move arm to crawl*

AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
F*CK
D: