Possible ebola case less than 15mi from me.

[XR-7]

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/health/2014/11/20/possible-ebola-jefferson-county/19319779/

Out of everywhere in the first world western hemisphere, the next possible Ebola case happens in my county. Considered low risk and I'm not worried about it, the odds of this happening in the Meth Capital of the World is surprisingly slim.

[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

break into the quarantine
take the infected individual's blood, saliva, feces, etc
put them in water balloons
go to the netherlands
fling ebolloons at everyone

[Nal]

"low risk"

[XR-7]

"low risk"

Can't tell if sarcasm or you're trying to tell me something.

[Nal]

Can't tell if sarcasm or you're trying to tell me something.

well I mean ebola has been blown out of loving proportion
I would say don't stress about it

[the hacker]

Hear the latest ebola joke? You probably won't get it.

[Nal]

Hear the latest ebola joke? You probably won't get it.

Did you hear the latest Ebola joke?

You probably wouldn't get it.

[the hacker]

It's been nine days. I can recycle jokes if I need to.

[XR-7]

well I mean ebola has been blown out of loving proportion
I would say don't stress about it

Considered low risk and I'm not worried about it

Fully agreed

[Boink!]

oh look it's this again
nothing is going to happen probably

[Beefcaik]

yeah you're going to die.

on a more serious note,
i feel ebola is just as over exaggerated as the swine flu or w/e its called

[XR-7]

yeah you're going to die.

on a more serious note,
i feel ebola is just as over exaggerated as the swine flu or w/e its called

That was H1N1.

[Vinska]

Yeah Ebola has kinda been blown out of proportion
I heard someone call it the "modern black death" and just... no...

[Zanaran2]

for forgets sake, ebola isn't even airborne. you can only get it by touching the sweat or other bodily fluids of an infected individual.

why is everyone blowing this out of proportion when tuberculosis kills even more people than ebola could ever wish

[ShadowsfeaR]

for forgets sake, ebola isn't even airborne. you can only get it by touching the sweat or other bodily fluids of an infected individual.

why is everyone blowing this out of proportion when tuberculosis kills even more people than ebola could ever wish

Because it spreads everywhere in Africa because the indigenous are bad about not touching the dead/dying loving bodies because of their voodoo rituals or some stuff.