The pun megathread - Zombies are too braindead to laugh at this

[the hacker]

The pun megathread
What is a pun?
A pun is pairing two homophonic, non-synonymous words as a joke; to treat homonyms as synonyms.

Why do people think puns are funny?
Because they're bad. Really, really bad. But bad things can still make you chuckle. People still make 9/11 jokes, right?

Pun tellers of the forum
L's & D's - You want the D
Lego lad - His puns are dino-mite
Daswiruch - Das a wiruch username
giant tootsie rolls - Don't start him on puns, he'll go on a roll
Cool Boi - He doesn't horse around
*FacePalm* - His puns will make you do that
querty67 - You'll querty his puns

More to OP soon.

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[the hacker]

Twitch streamer Lobos Jr has a bot that will post puns in chat if you type !pun. Here's a taste:

Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic.
Ever had love in the woods? It's forgetin in tents.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
Two horses had a stable relationship.
Cannibals like to meat people.

[Mr Man]

I bet this thread will be a huge PUNishment to all those who read it

[blockguy™]

what's invisible but you can still hold it

your breath

[Daswiruch]

anyone whom dislikes puns deserves to be PUNched

[Aoki²]

http://www.fishpuns.com/

[the hacker]

what's invisible but you can still hold it

your breath

That's a riddle, not a pun.

[Bomb Kirby]

Am I the bomb

[giant tootsie rolls]

Eggtastic!
This thread will scramble people's minds.
But really I'm telling yoke it will be great

[Catofblocks]

this thread wins the best thread of 2014 award

[Lego lad]

Am I the bomb

things are getting steamed up in here!

[AricanDarysa]

I renamed my iphone 'Titanic' It's synching now.

[Bomb Kirby]

this thread wins the best thread of 2014 award

don't spoil the winners of the blockland forum awards
(hosted by the guy who made this post, maybe)

[Zanaran2]

How did Simba's father die?

Because he couldn't Mufasa!

[Bomb Kirby]

How did Simba's father die?

Because he couldn't Mufasa!

oh dear