Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs
because hotdogs offend ronald mcdonald
are smartwatches for nerdss
who the forget needs a watch? you only need a watch for taking a stuff
How much does your dealer charge you?
i killed my dealer. i water gunned his balls off and then made him gag on his own hand
scale of 1 to 10 you're cool a forget
agree or not
forget your scale and forget you
Have you ever stuck a vibrator so high up your star fish that it requires tongs to get it out?
i once stuck a vibrator so high that it came out of my mouth
on a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet
green
how many female squirtles have you fuked
like, 4. female squirtles have the lifespan of a butterfly stuck in a loving welch's carton box
If there were 20 women per square kilometer to the edge of the universe, approximately how long would it take to forget your way from earth to the moon?
also wheres my do$h mang
its coming alright? just dont do any tacky stuff and i wont have to smash your loving testies
can you post your voice
bitch ask me that again and ill shove crack down your voice box so youll sound like a hooker
bitch your richard is a robo richard at least i can get high off mine
atleast i dont get off to this
monday?
toe?
Are you currently wearing socks?
socks are for pansies
Have you ever worked as a firefighter?
If so, how many people have you saved? How many people have you drowned by shoving the hose into their mouth/ass?
i tried working as a firefighter and i killed 3 kids and mauled a guy in the process
ask me that one more time and ill turn you into a queer
