Bomb Diffusal Adventure! MISSION FAILED!

[Ladios]

*In the background play the track Propellerhead: Bang On!*

You are this dude. It was just another day at work when you turn around and osht a bomb!
Hurry you gotta do something about this! AHHH!

[Ad Bot]

[Tumbleweed]

Hit the bomb with that fish

[Car Selling Pyro]

choke with tie for erotic pleasure

[Ladios]

>Hit the bomb with that fish



You waste a decent amount of time on that attempt.

>choke with tie for erotic pleasure



Doing so does nothing to qualm your feeling of impending doom. You do feel a bit lightheaded however.
The clock ticks away.

[newspeed12]

Piss on the bomb

[blockguy™]

CUT THE BLUE WIRE.

[Ladios]

>Piss on the bomb



Out of fear (I would presume), you urinate all over the explosive apparatus.

>CUT THE BLUE WIRE.



Congratulations, you have successfully accelerated the detonation process.
If that was what you were trying to do, good job.

[Tumbleweed]

Throw the bomb out the window

[Yosher]

is that a faucet? give it a nice shower

[Cybertails1998]

cut all 2 remaining wires, you're screwed anyways

[Tumbleweed]

cut all 2 remaining wires, you're screwed anyways

There are 3 wires left

[Cybertails1998]

cut them ALL

[Tumbleweed]

Cut the bomb in half

[Ladios]

>Throw the bomb out the window



With all the expertise of a mid-level bureaucrat you attempt to pass the responsibility onto someone else. The bomb is however too large to fit through the frame of the window.

Intterrupted okay...

>is that a faucet? give it a nice shower



Ok so the bomb isn't covered in urine any more. It is always important to work in a sterile environment I guess?

again interruptions fine

>cut all 2 remaining wires, you're screwed anyways
>cut them ALL
>Cut the bomb in half



You go crazy cutting everything you can. Pleasantly surprised, you are not dead.




Oh.

[blockguy™]

throw bomb out window