What happens when your scared half to death?

[Smooth]

What happens when your scared half to death? but twice, so like two halves. two halves equals a whole whole not half a whole a whole whole. the entire pot of guacamole, not half of it. so like do you die or like are you unhalved dead? please help me understand this

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[Ipquarx]

It's not possible to be "scared to death" unless you literally have a heart attack or something.

[Smooth]

It's not possible to be "scared to death" unless you literally have a heart attack or something.

so like you can half two half heart attacks?

[Blockaium]

you only have half life

[Muzzles56]

half of a half is a quarter

[newspeed12]

If you are scared at the exact moment your heart beats it can explode
obvious lie

[Mr Man]

Drugs are bad

[Hansome duded]

half-life?

[bejacks]

My scared is never half dead 

[Smooth]

Drugs are bad

who said anything about drugs?

[sir dooble]

It's "scared half to death".
So it cuts the length of time from the present to your death in half.

So if you're going to die in 200 days and get scared half to death, you'll now die in 100 days.
If then at 50 days from death you get scared half to death again, you don't lose 100 days, but you lose 25. You'll now die in 25 days.

[newspeed12]

It's "scared half to death".
So it cuts the length of time from the present to your death in half.

So if you're going to die in 200 days and get scared half to death, you'll now die in 100 days.
If then at 50 days from death you get scared half to death again, you don't lose 100 days, but you lose 25. You'll now die in 25 days.

But half of 25 is a decimal so you will die at noon

[SeventhSandwich]

Well, when you get scared half to death, you're scared halfway to death relative to however close you were to death in the first place. Let me demonstrate:



So as you can see, no matter how many times you get scared halfway to death, you will always be at least an infinitesimal distance away from dying.