Author Topic: metaphors for love megathread (Read 3821 times)

Maxwell. · November 29, 2014, 11:59:32 PM

unloading the DNA rifle

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Lockebox · November 30, 2014, 12:03:18 AM

Bumping the ugly

Silleb� · November 30, 2014, 12:06:48 AM

Knocking out

Blockaium · November 30, 2014, 12:16:03 AM

make that bed rock
making whoopie
doing the nasty
getting it on
down and dirty
making it nasty
getting steamy
rectum shredder (sounds like a taco bell product)

Thunderstrike · November 30, 2014, 08:15:00 AM

Quote from: Blockaium on November 30, 2014, 12:16:03 AM

rectum shredder (sounds like a taco bell product)

Holy stuff xD^

"Blasting the Cave"

(0_>0)

c · November 30, 2014, 08:16:56 AM

revving up those fryers if y'know what im saying hehehehehe

Bisjac · November 30, 2014, 09:36:31 AM

riding her like a cheap circus pony

Daswiruch · November 30, 2014, 09:54:41 AM

"doing the mario"

Malleo100 · November 30, 2014, 10:00:58 AM

Beating the egg

SgtDaemon · November 30, 2014, 10:09:04 AM

acquiring AIDS

Off topic: There is also this girl who likes horses and a few days ago she posted a pic with her on a black horse and said 'riding the big black one :))' literally like that

I then politely thanked her for combusting my sides

Alyx Vance · November 30, 2014, 10:11:37 AM

1v1 in the bedroom

M�ster Bl�ster · November 30, 2014, 10:39:54 AM

Cream sprayer up the pipe.

hodot · November 30, 2014, 10:40:37 AM

whipped cream on hot chocolate

Fab · November 30, 2014, 10:42:58 AM

shaking the bed

Daswiruch · November 30, 2014, 10:48:18 AM

Quote from: Fab on November 30, 2014, 10:42:58 AM

shaking the bed

checking the bed springs