What do I want for Christmas?

[Nonnel]

Ask for a kazoo
or a theremin
or a slide whistle

these are all grade-a instruments that are necessary to own

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[SimpleFish]

We decided as a family to do gifts this year instead of money, like we do typically. So doesn't work this year. :(

Oh, you should buy some video games or music heck even a few movies would be a good choice.

[XR-7]

Christmas presents

[blazerblock2]

marshmallow peeps

[e-maxx]

21

[newspeed12]

Subscription to playboy

[sir dooble]

A keepsake would be nice. Parents like those sort of things.
A fancy pair of cufflinks or a nice watch perhaps.

[Jubel]

This may be christmas cliché but a new pair of pajama pants always goes well recieved.

[DerpDerp]

Parts to upgrade your computer
Money lole
viddy gamez

[SquartleTurtle]

nice pictures of my willy

[the hacker]

Guarians of the Galaxy on Blu-Ray
the Alien Quadrilogy on Blu-Ray

[Blockaium]

Blockland silver and gold edition

[Dragonslayer182]

POSSIBLY THE ONLY SERIOUS loving SUGGESTION SO FAR INCOMING:

Maybe a nice pair of headphones, a gift card, whatever game you want, a computer upgrade (Such as a graphics card), or some nice speakers?

[sir dooble]

nice pictures of my willy

Can his parents afford a picture from a scanning electron microscope?

[grunterdb1951]

Can his parents afford a picture from a scanning electron microscope?