How come there are no legitimate school bombers? Like, good ol' Eric and Dylan incorporated bombs into their assault, but the bombs got stage fright when it was time for them to shine. How come there's no crazy chem nerd who doesn't show up to school today and promptly 10 minutes into lunch the whole damn cafeteria is decimated by bombs strapped to the underside of the tables? Can you even imagine how much that'd forget with the psyche of the kids that survived? They'd be waddling around on their two stump legs, falling over in catatonic fear every time someone dropped a book for the rest of their life.
