/title
I'm making this topic because a couple of hours ago I had to manually pull a turd from my rectum using a glove, toilet paper, and a whole lot of willpower. (Thanks a lot Thanksgiving)
You could have just crouched & pushed, would have helped it more.
And yes, I am risking my life to find out this answer.
Also, there is something very strange that I do, but I ain't gonna share it.