Make an emoticon from what the above user does to the unknown below user

[NML Cygni]

This may sound complicated, but all you have to do is this
So, You have to post an emoticon from the action of the above user.
It can be physical contact with the below user or it can be completely social.
After that, the action the above user did must have your emoticon "reaction" determining you are happy or sad about the action the above user did

Examples

*name* punched *other guy* in the crotch.

*other guy* = :(
*other guy* murders *name*

*name* = x x
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Ill start first
NML Cygni donates you a pill of unknown effect and origin

[Ad Bot]

[Camel]

&L

camel gives you a swingy dingy

[TheNewZedrow]

Zedrow gives you broken iPhone 6 Plus.

[Boink!]

:I

i slap you

[PurpleSir]

>:T

edit: wait i forgeted up. stuff. i didnt put an action, ooopssss

[e-maxx]

}:
i give you sum of dat great koosh

[Blockaium]

:0

i sell it cause i need lods of emone

[NML Cygni]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I fart on you.

[the hacker]

>.<

I inject you with a Resident Evil T-virus.

[PurpleSir]

>:-U~

I stick it in her pooper.

[Blockaium]

you realize she is really a he

[Boink!]

:^)

I steal your microwave

[DerpDerp]

:c
I hate criminals

[Pecon]

:
There was no action

Someone nearby gasps dramatically and points at you!

[giant tootsie rolls]

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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

I punch your gut