It is dark, and you are alone.

[Derontchi]

Turn on the lights

forget

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

hump the moist cave wall

don't
you'll hurt your richard
which is pretty much all you have

other than a rock, of course.

Throw rock to see how far it will land away... if it even makes a sound.

[Rigel]

How do you not know where your own snake is?

Oh wait plot twist its a woman

Have you even read the last few posts?

Turn on the lights

forget

There are no switches anywhere, if you could you would have already.

Throw rock to see how far it will land away... if it even makes a sound.

Finally, an actual helpful idea! You throw the rock as far as you can. You hear a metallic clang ahead of you.

[grunterdb1951]

Advance forwards with pelvic thrusts to go and make sure nothing's ahead of you. Or you know, just stick your right hand out.

[Cybertails1998]

Run at metallic sounding thing full speed

[Zanaran2]

Rub your hands together to generate heat, then touch the rock.

[Rigel]

Advance forwards with pelvic thrusts to go and make sure nothing's ahead of you. Or you know, just stick your right hand out.

Run at metallic sounding thing full speed

You run towards the sound while pelvic thrusting at full speed. You try to ignore the flopping around of your junk to hear the ground beneath you. You are still running on stone when suddenly you feel a cold, hard metal floor beneath you. You slip and hit your ass on the floor.It's quite cold on the floor, and also in the air around you.

Rub your hands together to generate heat, then touch the rock.

After crawling around for a bit, you give up trying to find the rock.

[Legoboss]

hump the moist wall

[Nonnel]

Put out your hands and try to find the wall. If you can, guide yourself with it.

[Rigel]

Put out your hands and try to find the wall. If you can, guide yourself with it.

You stand yourself up again, and dust yourself off. Then you realize that there's no dust. Anyway, you begin walking again for what seems like ten minutes. The metal floor becomes a bit warmer but also feels glossy, and it's hard to walk straight.

[TristanLuigi]

Scream.

[Rigel]

Scream.

You let out a single, loud yell. It echoes just like when you said "Beep Boop." Clearly whatever place you are in must be very expansive.

[Ipquarx]

title reminded me of http://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?t=7s

[Derontchi]

Go out the way you came in. Simple.

[grunterdb1951]

Go out the way you came in. Simple.

Don't do this because simplicity is for the weak and we are not of the weak we are of the strong, punch in front of yourself while slowly stepping forward to find an exit