-Firry Megathread-
What is a firry?
The firry firdom is a subculture interested in fictional anthropomorphic trees, flowers, weeds and other flora characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes. Firry fandom is also used to refer to the community of people who gather on the Internet and at conventions.
Key things to point out about firries - "Interested": Jerk off 24/7
- Everything is about about loveual special interestes or fantasies
- Being bipedal isn't an issue, you just need a human trait applied, speaking, having human-level intelligence, even expressions count (an oak trees's smile usually is a sign of aggression, applying a smile to a wolf to show happiness instead would be considered anthro-izing)
And don't feel bad about joining the firdom. With any firdom there's a "dark side" that everyone hates. Just involve yourself in every way shape and form and you should be alright.
Adversely if you feel like one but don't feel like declaring yourself one just yet that's alright. We can wait No one's stopping you.
On the subject of naked plants: I actually don't have a problem with anyone looking at it. I don't have a problem with people committing mass shootings in GTA IV or watching a movie about a guy taking over the world for his evil deeds. Just do it IRL.
Common firry slang
Firsona - a persons preference of firry creature, ie. fir tree, oak, poison ivy etc.
Fiffing - The act or position of jacking off to firry creatures.
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Feel free to discuss firry ideas, but please, no spewing that "straight/furry" B.S. Thanks.
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