how should i ruin this crappy laptop (software only)

[Refticus]

just click on every advertisement which pops up.

do not stop.

[Ad Bot]

[espio100]

Also, want a keylogger I "made"?
Oh, and it also gives you free games when you log into steam 

[Blocky943]

lose/lose

This is Mac-only

Change the colour scheme until it's near impossible to read and looks like stuff

[Ayxrion]

if i ever had an extra laptop laying around i would download those worms/viruses thats on rogueamps/danocct1 (or whatever)s videos

looks like a lot of fun :-(

[espio100]

Or if you connect it to ethernet you can use it as server box.
If it is good enough, otherwise...
Burn it.

[Snaked_Snake]

I heard goggle.com had a virus on it, but I checked and it was just some fake "youvE wuN!!!!!!" things, try that.

EDIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

"Nice to meet you Expand Dong!"

[Blockaium]

youareanidiot.org

already did that i recorded it. nothing bad happened. i can upload to yt if you want

[carolcat]

the thing has a cracked screen and half the keyboard is torn apart

but linux fixes everything and runs on every machine.......... i installed it on my grandma's heart monitore and it made it stop going "beeeeeeeeeeee" so it made her better..