the blockland story!

[Shocklink]

decideds to jump of the clan office roof but...

[Ad Bot]

[Tri]

the clan dog, Eryehk, held him in an unstoppable bite lock until...

[Sheezy]

the dog started raping him

[Shocklink]

but then after all the fusing, they realise the dog didn't have a

[Tri]

hair on his head but it didn't really matter because the hair was too small, but then...

[CapTMeaT]

Randomly a tower falls down into an ocean, causing a catastrophic wave, destroying a city leaving thousands dead except for Badspot who then decides...

[Tri]

..to make Blockland using his experience with Legos, the only thing left for him to play with because everything else was destroyed.  The next day,...

[CapTMeaT]

Badspot had a heart attack. from which, every blocklander committed Self Delete because v9 wouldn't be released, who's friends committed Self Delete because they did. who's parents did because their children did. etc... The End. :D

[Falcondude]

...and suddenly, the end was the beginning...

[Tri]

BOOM!!!!!!!

    The Sun explodes and completely destroys the solar system and starts a new cycle of releasing gas and forming planets.  After about 4 billion years or so, a planet which is later named "Croton" finishes forming and a meteor strikes it, sparking life as bacteria.  Over the years, the life has evolved, fish looking thingies called "fizh", amphibian thingies called "amphobes", reptile thingies called "reptoz", and then mammal thingies called "mammoz" as well as flying creatures.  Our story brings us to the dawn of a new, smarter species than the world around them called "mon" (which are mammoz) and monkind's beginning.  The first mon was coming out of his mother's (who is a protomon) birth cbrown town (which is on its head).  There is no father due to the fact that protomon are self-producing species.  Over the years, the mon was learned to walk and run and eat.  He does not need to breathe because he does not need oxygen, only the energy from the sun in which is put through photosynthesis by his back and causes his back to persperate with "wato".  The mon is at his camp, when.....

[Jaydee]

German Sausage just came out from nowhere and exploded and created a new planet...

called...

[Doorman]

Doormania, which was populated with....

[Tri]

doors that just stand there.  Mon is confused when he first sees this in the sky.  Then...

[DrMobius]

Your mom attacked and killed in her pms induced rage!

[Harm94]

During the rage, are president(who is a water melo) declares war on canada, every thing was destroyed in the nuclear war, except the state of california, and hawii. the remaining humans would then.....