wow what
this gives you a randomized result
Zay, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List.
You are currently #16749 on Santa's Nice List. Not too shabby considering everyone in the entire world! Keep up the good work!
Tisk, Tisk, you got Dissed! Zay, Santa noticed that red stapler you stole from your co-worker's office desk last month.
i thought it'd always be the same but turns out if you keep hitting enter it'll always change