"Whoa Ephialtes you shut down RTB! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present."
"2 words: Naughty List. You know why Adolf Riddler."
"The world could use more people like you, Adolf Riddler. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!"
I'm sorry I had to.
EDIT: "Wow Fireman Sam, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come!"
I got it on the first try.