BLF Makes '100 Ways To Die 2014'! [Almost hitting 50 Deaths!]

[Honno]

death by

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[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

Backfired drama topic

[tnatsissA]

Error 404

[legowarrior1414]

Tuna jar

[SWAT One]

Piano spontaneously falls out of the sky onto you.

[Captian Blubberman]

Death by badmins.

[Renekar]

stab

[Cubed Root]

drowning in pusillanimous individual (honest)

[Becquerel]

drowning in pusillanimous individual (honest)

must be one huge pusillanimous individual

[Cubed Root]

must be one huge pusillanimous individual

Oh.. yes.

[querty67]

Death by...
Explosive diarrhea

[Dunstabzugshaube]

Death by Scaphism: 

Being placed in a container filled with milk and honey, which was also fed to you until it caused diarrhea. This mess would attract insects that ate you from inside out; death could take 2 weeks.

^Anyone that can pull this death off in BL shall receive a trophy

[Becquerel]

This isnt supposed to  be my death specifically, but its a good way to die

I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.

[Lurker]

Accidentally shooting an INFINITY BIG BANG STORM on the ground and crashing into a wall.

Getting mauled to death by a bear.

[Blocky943]

Death by Ctrl K.