Author Topic: BLF Makes '100 Ways To Die 2014'! [Almost hitting 50 Deaths!]  (Read 2949 times)


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Getting crushed by a bookshelf while Tourette's guy yells at me

Death by a giant rock falling from the sky.


me smashing your colon with my richard

death by rectal prolapse

getting smashed by a rocket punch
getting smashed by a dedede hammer (it exists)
trying to smash someone using a rocket punch and then getting smashed by them by a rocket punch


Setting fire to your hair.

Standing underneath a rocketship


Self Delete by overdosing on tylenol