I need tech support on my belly

[Rigel]

I suck at explaining things so I'll put it like this:

There's a bus full of douche-bags with guns that shoot up wherever they are, they drive to my belly shooting everything up and drop off one douche-bag that continues shooting stuff up. It constantly does this until there's a small number of douche-bags left on the bus, then the bus stops coming for about two minutes and then comes back fully loaded with more douche-bags and the cycle continues.

I ate a tums, that didn't help. I pissed, that relieved some pressure but didn't help much otherwise.

Whenever the bus comes, I seize and clench my stomach, and my stomach always starts growling before the bus returns.


wat do?

[Ad Bot]

[Kobewarrior]

get thrown under the bus or eat it

[Derontchi]

Wait are you using a metaphor or something cuz i don't get it

[Rigel]

Wait are you using a metaphor or something cuz i don't get it

I am horrible at explaining things.

My belly hurts like a bitch.

[#Ravencroft]

Wait are you using a metaphor or something cuz i don't get it

Basically he's saying the douchebags are gonna turn into terrorists and Self Delete bomb the bus soon.

[Ladios]

Sip some water and some partially flat coke. If it is more lower down (intestinal) sharp pain could be significant of something more serious and you should see a doctor. If its just your stomach for one dont rely on tums, they artificially lower your acidity of your stomach which causes alot of terrible side effects unless your problem is acutally too much acid which can result from your body overcompenatin when its trying to eat something. (especially can happen if your body is too used to acidy sodas and whatnot)

Nibble on some saltines and have a peppermint candy (often the safer alternative to tums)

[Rigel]

It happened after I ate some pancakes, too.

[Ladios]

peppermint is the safe option for nausea and heartburn related issues

[Rigel]

I don't feel at all nauseous, just my stomach gets EXTREMELY cramped up at random intervals!

[Filipe]

Basically he's saying the douchebags are gonna turn into terrorists and Self Delete bomb the bus soon.

Oh okay I see now, I hate when this happens

[Ladios]

Sip water then.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

is rigel doing that that thing again

[the hacker]

Drink something carbonated.

[#Ravencroft]

Drink something carbonated.

Yeah I like to stir some ginger ale and drink some when my stomach is upset.

[Ladios]

Ginger! that was it I was trying to remember the other thing i usually suggest. ginger ale is good but dont go with seagrams they load it with artificial sweetener for absolutely no good reason.