Poll

Are you a boulder? Because you...

make me rock hard
5 (50%)
rock my socks off
5 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Author Topic: PUN COMPETITION (Are you a ___? Because you're ___!)  (Read 1814 times)

Make cheesy puns like so.

Are you a boulder? Because you rock my world!

Are you the sun? Because you're hard to look at!

Are you a knife? Because you're pretty damn edgy!


Go now, punmasters
« Last Edit: December 08, 2014, 03:37:25 PM by Blockaium »


Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is so refreshing
(Old ik)

Make cheesy puns like so
the jokes aren't gonna be gouda if you don't give a topic

turns out i'm a poet although i didn't know it.

Are you Jamaican? Cause Jamaican me crazy!1!!1
« Last Edit: December 08, 2014, 05:08:55 PM by Tumbleweed »

the jokes aren't gonna be gouda if you don't give a topic
you're a muenster and you're feta off dead

i guess you were just trying to Cheez-It™ up

if you got cheddar with me just say it

youre being dairy rude

if you got cheddar with me just say it

youre being dairy rude
you're just milking it

acting like you're such a Cheez Whiz™

you arent brienging anything new to the table

Are you silt? Because you're pretty fine!

I told my pizza delivery guy to write a pun inside the box.

This disappointed me. He couldn't deliver a good pun.