28 Internet acronyms every parent should know - CNN NEWS

[Torin0101]

Blockland
Big Long Omega rooster Kicking Loser Ass No richard

Blockland is secretly an insult!!

this entire community is an insult.

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

mczealot = my cock zealously eats a lot of toddlers

[gr8dayseth]

I think getting a text from someone saying "9" would raise more questions than answers

[Swat 3]

mczealot = my rooster zealously eats a lot of toddlers

what other acronyms are hiding in plain sight

...
my world shatters around me

[ThatRandomGuy]

mczealot = my rooster zealously eats a lot of toddlers

what other acronyms are hiding in plain sight

POOP, Peeing On Others Purses

BEAR, Bring Extra Alcohol and Rings

[Kimon²]

pma - prolapsing my star fish

[The Brighter Dark]

pma - prolapsing my star fish

lmao

[Bisjac]

None of those are common enough to mAtter.

[$trinick]

Parent over shoulder is the only thing on this list that is a real acronym. The rest of them are fearmongering, what the hell?

[Cybersix]

I read the op without knowing who the op was. By the end of the post I was like "is this Furling?", scrolled up and my fears were confirmed.