Poll

What should I do??

Commit Self Delete [mention how].
24 (30.8%)
Don't let it phase me.
6 (7.7%)
Sue the restaurant.
26 (33.3%)
Nothing.
7 (9%)
Refer to the magic conch [see above option].
15 (19.2%)

Total Members Voted: 78

Author Topic: I need to make a big decision, since I have no future.  (Read 1200 times)

My dad got Chinese food today. After eating and stuff, I picked up a fortune cookie and opened it. There was nothing inside, thus meaning that I have no destiny.

My life could very well be over. :panda:

In all seriousness though, has anyone else had this happen?



Self Delete by killing yourself

Sue the restaurant, its the only way to restore your destiny.

Walk up to the Guy/Woman that gave you the food and sucker punch them in the face. Sure you'll get arrested for assault but hey, beats having no destiny.

it means you're free from destiny and can do whatever you want

brag about how you're not tied down by this "fate" and "destiny" thing people talk about



...or you're going to die soon

did you check your pocket
there's a fortune in there that says "Self Delete by stab"

Don't listen to these starfishs telling you to commit Self Delete. Redo the poll list without Self Delete and just consider yourself lucky that you got a fortune cookie with nothing in it.


I once got a fortune that says "you will be coming into a fortune"



but seriously, get a refund
« Last Edit: December 09, 2014, 10:32:44 PM by Car Selling Pyro »

Once i got something that said AND I QUOTE: "If you catn do any thing better, dont do it in stead"

[img ]http://puu.sh/doqYX/437ac3df92.jpg[/img]

but seriously, get a refund
wait what, is that fortune coming out of a full fortune cookie?