I killed a bee.

[Rigel]

No, not my pillowpet. An actual bug.

The little bastard landed on my plate next to my cookie, so I did the proper thing. I drowned him in chocolate milk. He got washed over to a different corner of the plate and was still twitching, so then I put an apple on it. I threw away the plate as soon as I was done with my now-dunked cookie and spicy chicken sandwich.

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[The Brighter Dark]

Why did you feel like you needed to make a whole off topic thread for this small inconsequential incident.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

seriously what was the point of this though

[Rigel]

Why did you feel like you needed to make a whole off topic thread for this small inconsequential incident.

Just felt like sharing.

[MYST]

claps

[Cybertails1998]

you bastard

[Blocky943]

YOU MONSTER

[Filipe]

Blogland forums, that place where you talk about useless stuff

[pefu19]

you will pay for this you monster!!! the bee-nation will revenge for a lost brother!

Hello friends. Today one of our fellow brothers, ipqertkxj had died in a fight with a human monster.
He was drowned in a brown liquid, known to others as chocolate milk.
We need to get revenge on this friend.

RIP
ipqertkxj
2014(?) - 2014
A fellow brother, mother, father, daughter and friend
Will not be forgotten

[Torin0101]

you guys don't appreciate how much of an acomplishment this is. as an avid bee fearer I think this is great

[Rigel]

you guys don't appreciate how much of an acomplishment this is. as an avid bee fearer I think this is great

This, so much.

[Georges]

you guys don't appreciate how much of an acomplishment this is. as an avid bee fearer I think this is great

yes

[WaterOre]

Last year, we used to get hornets in our math classroom. My math teacher would swat them out of the air with a textbook and then crush them while making karate noises.

but yeah nice work on slaying the beast

[dudeman162]

This is only helping the bees get extinct faster.

[MrLoL²]

good job, you're killing earth