Have you ever died/almost died?

[Lego lad]

yeah i died
rip me
~gone too soon

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[Daswiruch]

i had a really high fever when i was a child
about 105^oF

[mod-man]

what

idk. just that intense rush from knowing "this could be it". it was in a strange way kind of nice

[giant tootsie rolls]

Got trapped in snow for a long time until I sacrificed my jacket and got out

Almost drowned several times

Head cracked open

Electrocution

Being crushed

Burnt

Choked

I'd keep going but I'm too lazy.
And from all my near-death experiences, I somehow never broke a bone.

[AcornCake]

a cicada landed on my shoulder once

[Malleo100]

I smashed my head on a dresser from being launched off an air mattress and I bled profusely in Florida.
I've nearly drowned by my brothers keeping me underwater.
Played with a knife when I was 9

[NML Cygni]

had a fever of 106F b4

[Kimon²]

well the most recent time was when my sister was driving me to some burger place and we were crossing the street and some huge 18 wheeler tries running a red light like a moron and we were about 3 feet away from death

also when i was younger ive had a lot of almost-drowning situations like when me and my friend were playing pokemon and we were both water type pokemon. i guess he forgot that i am not actually a squirtle but i am in fact, a homo sapien that breathes air because he grabbed me by the foot and dragged me to the bottom of a pool like satan dragging someone to hell and forced me underwater until i almost passed out

[Pngu12970]

i stubbed my toe once

[Gytyyhgfffff]

i was born with holes in my lungs, and i guess if the medical staff wasn't quick i would've died right then and there

[SpongeCraft1212]

Asthma attack (it actually got rid of my asthma on the bright side)

Wait, that's actually possible?

[Brickitect]

I almost drowned several times, and I almost got hit by a large school bus, and I almost suffocated from enormous amounts of mucous in my lungs.

[Blockaium]

added opll

[Froth]

i tried watching mlp

[WaterOre]

I was nearly hit by a bus a few minutes after school on one day because I wasn't paying attention to the world around me