1000 ways to get expelled from school

[Zanaran2]

You remember the "1000 ways to get kicked out of WalMart/McDonalds/etc." threads, right? This is generally the same idea. Make up a thousand ways to get expelled from any school. Only one method per post, and please number them.

I'll start this off.

1. Play this on the loudspeaker.

[Ad Bot]

[Blocky943]

2. Shoot 20 children and 6 adult staff members

[McJob]

3. Put wire in all the school doors, preventing the teachers from putting keys in the locks.

[zombekillz]

4.Graffiti the school, my friend did that one...
5.Say bitch and don't apologize for it, that's honestly how my friend was expelled the second time after being let back in...
6. Slash tires in the parking lot, my other friend was expelled that way, he is also back in the same school now, expulsion doesn't mean much at our school I guess...

[crunk²]

7. try turning the school into your ultimate scat special interest fantasy

[Nonnel]

8. Call in a bomb threat from your home phone

[grunterdb1951]

9. Be black

[Badger]

10. Browse the forums in class

[Georges]

4.Graffiti the school, my friend did that one...
5.Say bitch and don't apologize for it, that's honestly how my friend was expelled the second time after being let back in...
6. Slash tires in the parking lot, my other friend was expelled that way, he is also back in the same school now, expulsion doesn't mean much at our school I guess...

10/10 rule following there. He said one per post.

[Mr Man]

7. try turning the school into your ultimate scat special interest fantasy

Oi, thats my line

[Refticus]

11. be a teacher stalking a student on facebook.

[ShadowsfeaR]

12. Suck the principal's richard, unsolicited.

[Maxwell.]

13. draw a gun

[Smooth]

14. make a circle of friends in the library and pass tha blunt around

[blockguy™]

go into a black neighborhood yelling mondayS

then, the car chase


go into a white people school