1000 ways to get expelled from school

[Maxwell.]

16. be the victim

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Noobler]

17. simulate hatred on skool
oh yes murder them all

[Torin0101]

18. Drink a bottle of orange juice your friend gave you

[SpongeCraft1212]

18. Drink a bottle of orange juice your friend gave you

Wow, your friend is a douche.

[Daswiruch]

19. Eat in class.

[Froth]

20. pull down a sluts pants and stick it in her pooper

[sojolala]

21. Run down the hallways to the main office with your middle fingers up screaming "F*CK YOU YOU LITTLE C*NTS! SUCK MY richard!" and in the main office or dean's office w/e, drop down your pants so they get a nice view of your snake and scream "SUCK MY richard" and start masturbating

[Mr Man]

22. Convince all the special ed kids that they have superpowers and to go try them out (for added fun, tell them that a certain teacher or the principal is an evil supervillian)

23. Viagra and laxatives in the cafeteria food

24. Spike the punch at a dance

25. Put a bottle of water in a brown paper bag and drink it like you're trying to keep it a secret

26. Become the pooping bandit

27. Epoxy glue on principals chair

27 1/2. Fight the system and put multiple things in a post

[Momentum]

2. Shoot 20 children and 6 adult staff members

too soon ://////

[Biostorm]

28. Tell the special ed kids that they can fly. Take them to the roof to try their new powers out

[Swat 3]

22. Convince all the special ed kids that they have superpowers and to go try them out (for added fun, tell them that a certain teacher or the principal is an evil supervillian)

23. Viagra in the cafeteria food

24. Spike the punch at a dance

25. Put a bottle of water in a brown paper bag and drink it like you're trying to keep it a secret

26. Become the pooping bandit

27. Epoxy glue on principals chair

23. forget her right in the pusillanimous individual
24. Threaten to bomb the school
25. Tell the special ed kids that they can fly. Take them to the roof to try their new powers out

Only one method per post, and please number them.

[Plexmark]

22. Convince all the special ed kids that they have superpowers and to go try them out (for added fun, tell them that a certain teacher or the principal is an evil supervillian)

ey man that ain't cool

[AtlasBlue]

29. Set fire to a teacher

[Nonnel]

no one cares though 

30. Force feeding laxatives to other students.

31. Playing research on every screen in the school.

[NML Cygni]

32. steal from the lockers and replace it with research