Trivial things to brag about

[WaterOre]

[Ad Bot]

[Derontchi]

I have a sense of hearing so great that I pick up sounds faster than my brain can register them because my ears are so sensitive. I was also one of the top snipers and squad players in BF4 in the state of Oklahoma. And that's saying something given all the veterans and older men that play it.

OH, and without sucking my own richard too much, I pride myself on my strategizing skills. I always win hide and seek and paintball and strategy games

[Badger]

I'm immune to sunburns.

That's hard to believe by the amount of sunstone you read

[TheKhoz]

http://i.imgur.com/MaylHJM.png

Hey man, I'm impressed

[BluetoothBoy]

My FTC team placed third in the world championship this year.
I have above-average leg strength, and I don't even excercise (oops).
I'm good at dodging stationary objects.

[maplelink64]

This thread's going to have a lot of "I'm secretly a genius but like to hide it."

ew why.
I show my genius.

[Headcrab Zombie]

i have a motherloving CUP OF WATER

[Alyx Vance]

i have a motherloving CUP OF WATER

I have a mother loving BOTTLE OF WATER get on my level, skrub.

[carolcat]

i can bend my fingers back at a 90* angle to my palm and 45* back at the second joint
some of my organs bleed profusely once a month for a week and i don't die from it

psst what's your name on there, mine's shockwave

[Car Selling Pyro]

i know pretty much everything about tony hawk games thps1-thpg

[IkeTheGeneric]

i can drive a car

[WaterOre]

psst what's your name on there, mine's shockwave

WaterOre

[the hacker]

That's hard to believe by the amount of sunstone you read

There really isn't a lot to read when the comic itself is a side project and only updates once every decade. But there's actually a joke in a future panel of the comic about BDSM and summer:

[Georges]

I can touch my tongue to my nose

[AtlasBlue]

There really isn't a lot to read when the comic itself is a side project and only updates once every decade. But there's actually a joke in a future panel of the comic about BDSM and summer:
-lol-

oh my god

On Topic: I can come up with an answer to a lot of things quickly, quicker than I can process it and actually say it. If I try and say it, I'll begin to stutter and mumble, and eventually say "Nevermind" and just sit back down.

I plan on doing something about this one day, it makes me want to rip my lungs out.