oh yeah im good at convincing anyone. oh and lying? lying is my thing. ill lie anyday and ill be good at it. ive lied to countless people to get out of things. i dont do bad things and just lie about it later, but yknow, if i have to lie for whatever reason then i will. need me to lie to someone? ask me. ill lie to them. im a lying genius. i might be lying now, and you probably believed me until i mentioned that i may or may not be lying. im not lying, but how do you know that? if i wanted to lie i could be lying. but im not lying. its all a matter of trust. and talk about trust, im great at earning peoples trust. and im pretty trustworthy myself cause i only lie when i need to. but if i get someones trust i can find out a lot about them. im not even lying either, im a great spy. but i can defeat a spy, cause it takes a spy to defeat a spy. i know the tactics, cause im pretty clever myself. this could all be a lie if i wanted it to be, but it isnt. im not lying. but that doesnt mean you shouldnt believe anything i tell you. like i said, i only lie if the situation arises. no lie.
