If I can't play my videogames, shoot my guns, or buy my spoons, what the forget am I supposed to do all day?
twiddle your diddle and then get eaten by a spider when you go to take a stuffi know because i lived there once
It's a good thing I stuff standing up.
that's why toilets flush backwards in australia[citation needed] - you standers have upset the natural flow of nature
Sitting is the work of the devil.
"Idle buttcheeks are the devil's playthings."
maybe this devil
there should never be laws against guns anywhere
Any time someone talks about gun ownership I remember when that little kid sprayed an uzi in that guys face.