1). Own 16 loving hunting dogs that howl all night
2). Shoot your guns WAY to close to the road than law provides
3). Own 4 cars outfitted with Ricer upgrades ( Fiat pinto, Ford Taurus, 1988 Mustang, & Dodge Neon )
4). Be tribal towards every race except Caucasians
5). Drink WAY too much mountain dew ( these people literally drink 3 boxes a day )
6). Live in a house that you don't take care of, clean, or mow
Now you know my neighbors, Welcome to my nightmare now please post your problems so I don't feel lonely in this area.