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My neighbors are all kinda quiet, nothing really significant. Neighbors behind my house are an asian family that I've never really seen outside, to the left just had their last kid go off to college, and the rest are families with babies or little kids.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2014, 12:29:56 PM by Mr Man »

their cat came into our back garden once but the cat was loving gay and got taken back into theirs lol
handicapped cat

Oh boy where do I begin?
I don't hate them, that's a very strong word, but living next to them sure is unpleasant at times. At least it's a good neighborhood.

To my left I have Mormon family. Nothing wrong with that, but I feel sorry for the 8 or so kids that live there. They just keep on reproducing man. They have them all homeschooled and have these 8 foot fences surrounding their backyard to pen them up like dogs. Speaking of dogs, they have three small ones that bark nonstop. I wish I was exaggerating when I said that. They'll bark all day at nothing. I don't get it. They are the noisiest dogs on the block.

Diagonal left is chainsaw guy. Almost every morning at 6-10AM this guy likes to rev up his chainsaw and cut stuff for hours. I don't even know where he gets all this wood. Very noisy.

Behind me is party dudes. They like to party a lot. I'm totally fine with that, they have a good taste in music, but they've got this rottweiler in this small 6x6 fence. I feel bad for him but he's very loud.

Diagonal right is dog people. They've got this big fence-cage thing where they hold four large dogs whom like to bark all day. Now that I think about it I've never even seen the people that live there after 10 years of living here.

Right is garden guy. He's got this nice garden. Good guy, no problems.

and everyone else in my neighborhood has dogs so it's nonstop. I guess we all just get used to it and stop caring.

Neighbor on the right is basically Ned Flanders.
Neighbor on the left has two girl-child-things, whom I used to be friends with (and then I stopped going outside).
Neighbor across the street pays for labor with onions.
Neighbors behind me are a mystery to all.

also on halloween the teenage daughter of my new neighbors went trick-or-treating to my house wearing a slutty maid costume and ill never be able to get over that ass
having a slutty teenage female neighbor would be awesome lol

Overall, my neighbors are fine.
Straight across from me is one of my classmates who I never hang out with (don't feel like it). They're good neighbors.
To the right of me is a 75-year old guy who lives alone. He's a fine neighbor.
To the left of me is a 65-year old couple who used to have a child, who was 5 years older than me, live there, but has now moved away. They're good neighbors.
To the right diagonal of me is a relatively young couple who has two kids, 8 and 9 (I think), the husband is part of the city council. They're good neighbors.
To the left diagonal of me is an 80-year old couple living together alone. They're good neighbors.
Behind me is a dumb white couple who can't train a dog (who has jumped our fence atleast 3 times now) and doesn't give a stuff until now. They're good neighbors, other than that.

my neighbors, at exactly 8:00 pm every night, blast the same song through their speakers at max volume

my direct next door neighbors used to be nice when we moved here but then their children all of the sudden started to be loving starfishs to us. like serious loving starfishs. our side yard is a bit big so my other "next door" neighbor is at the end of the cul de sac. she's older but nice. her yard is so loving clean and well kept too holy stuff I want that yard. across from us used to be some Hispanic friends who we were friends with but they moved away (still friends though). now there's some other family who my dad suspects is ukrainian. they has tons of cars and they always like parking on our side instead of theirs. next to them there used to be friends of our friends bug they moved away and now theirs a big Hispanic family who hasn't caused any trouble. the starfish kids started to befriend their kids and begun to start their stuff but they actually retaliated so they stopped. their neighbors are nice enough to shovel the entire col de sac's side walk when I snows so that's really nice.

 ever since they burned their house down for the 3rd time they haven't been as annoying as they used to

one of my neighbors go completely overkill for halloween

my neighbors are p chill. except we just got some new neighbors and the first thing they did was BUILD A FENCE. so now we can't get behind our own fence to mow part of our land. there's two massive black families a house or two down across the street, but a cop lives right across from me so they haven't done much, except for that time we gave the kids some apples from our trees and they threw them at people's houses after we left. and then they threw rocks at our house while my mom, sister and i were on vacation.

my neighbors are p chill. except we just got some new neighbors and the first thing they did was BUILD A FENCE. so now we can't get behind our own fence to mow part of our land. there's two massive black families a house or two down across the street, but a cop lives right across from me so they haven't done much, except for that time we gave the kids some apples from our trees and they threw them at people's houses after we left. and then they threw rocks at our house while my mom, sister and i were on vacation.
I know someone who can get you a shotgun... Go duck hunt that stuff

my neighbors are p chill. except we just got some new neighbors and the first thing they did was BUILD A FENCE. so now we can't get behind our own fence to mow part of our land. there's two massive black families a house or two down across the street, but a cop lives right across from me so they haven't done much, except for that time we gave the kids some apples from our trees and they threw them at people's houses after we left. and then they threw rocks at our house while my mom, sister and i were on vacation.
I would knock the fence down like damn thatd annoy me

I have had literally no problems with my neighbors ever, We live next to 2 grandparents and a family with 2 little girls.

I know someone who can get you a shotgun... Go duck hunt that stuff
we already have rifles in my house. and swords.

I have literally no problems with my neighbors. They're all angels.