Author Topic: At my funeral. . .  (Read 2171 times)

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the backgroun

nvm my mom says i can't do that
i dont listen to hookers
« Last Edit: December 20, 2014, 10:36:11 AM by TrollBoat »


I hope this isn't going to be another troublesome user.

everyone's heard that thing before trollboat.

goddamn, how are the idiots finding the forums?

everyone's heard that thing before trollboat.

goddamn, how are the idiots finding the forums?
This place is full of idiots. 99% of the users here also have an ego bigger than the moon

Ive never been to a funeral that had ceiling fans so you should just fire your body out of a cannon onto the wall behind the casket


at my funeral there will be no one attending except my parents if they havent died yet :cccc

at my funeral there will be no one attending except my parents if they havent died yet
lol'd

Ive never been to a funeral that had ceiling fans so you should just fire your body out of a cannon onto the wall behind the casket
or have the body land inside the open casket and close it.

or have the body land inside the open casket and close it.
Yeah then fireworks go off and the casket is shot into the sun

Yeah then fireworks go off and the casket is shot into the sun
That would actually be the most bad-ass funeral ever.

Let's save it for chuck norris

This place is full of idiots. 99% of the users here also have an ego bigger than the moon

Nah, we just all have autism

I saw that same exact text about 6 times now.
All on different websites.

I hope this isn't going to be another troublesome user.
i've been here for nearly 3 years