oh my god ew

[SwordCard0112]

i remember that time when i was sleeping and felt something walking on my face, i touched my face but apparently there was nothing so i continued sleeping, like a minute ago i felt it again, i looked at the wall (my bed is next to the wall so i always sleep facing it) and guess what i saw

a roosterroach

yes

a roosterroach was walking on my entire face
a motherloving roosterroach
i felt like noscoping its loving ass, but it ran like flash and hide somewhere
this happened like two months ago

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

Note to self: Don't click on these kinds of threads 5 minutes before going to bed.

[Tophat2]

Note to self: Don't click on these kinds of threads 5 minutes before going to bed.

I second this.

[Toxicology]

I second this.

i dont

[hillkill]

if you see one roosterroach in your home, you're most likely going to get an entire infestation.

[Lego lad]

happened to me but was on pillow

if you see one roosterroach in your home, you're most likely going to get an entire infestation.

no m8

[Tophat2]

i dont

well it doesn't *really* bug me but considering how I was raised, yeeeaah I wouldn't want to be in the same situation

[SWAT One]

I know that feeling because it happened to me, too.  :(

[BluetoothBoy]

Lol, roaches are fun. 

[Blockaium]

got u a pres

[XR-7]

I was getting overwhelmingly pissed at some sort of insect that was flying around my room one night. I kept hearing it buzzing somewhere above my head. It then ran into the TV a couple of times, walked on the screen, and flew off of it. I then heard more buzzing above me. I put in my ear buds so I wouldn't have to listen to it.

I was just about asleep, to the point that my eyes couldn't even open anymore, when I felt something land on my face.



I jumped out of bed and turned the light on ready to wreck the little creep and it disappeared. I stood on my bed kicking my blankets around and couldn't find it anywhere. I turned the light off, put my blanket over my head, and went to sleep like that.

[NML Cygni]

Note to self: Don't click on these kinds of threads 5 minutes before going to bed.

[SwordCard0112]

Talking about flying insects, i also remember going to the backyard and seeing a big ass black wasp, dude, it was pretty big, apparently the wasp saw me and it started to fly around me, then i ran to the house stufftin' bricks thinking "NOPE NOPE". Google "Pepsis Wasp", i'm pretty sure it was one of those (im on 3DS so i cant post images). Btw, according to wikipedia, pepsis wasps hunts tarantulas, what the heck was doing a pepsis wasp in my backyard, i don't want to encounter a tarantula

TL;DR
i have encountered a pepsis wasp, 2 times

[Oasis]

Dude, there was a gnat in my room today.

[Blake1]

this is gonna bug me all night.
i didnt need to sleep :(