Author Topic: I came home to be told something from my Brother.  (Read 1266 times)

oh stuff I had something like that
I was playing in the garden and all of a sudden a wooden brick lands near one of my chiuahuahs
holy stuff dues!! no one was there either!!
(actually in reality someone was there but ehhhhhh)

Recently I was eating an oreo. I ate half of it, put it on the table, then went to the bathroom. When I came back, the half was back.
true story.
I guess bathrooms are just haunted.

You discovered how to duplicate Oreos.


You discovered how to duplicate Oreos.
to back this up further I was home alone

to back this up further I was home alone
maybe the oreo went in the kitchen and got a new one and placed it there

maybe the oreo went in the kitchen and got a new one and placed it there
oreos don't have souls maxwell
chocolate chip cookies do

oreos don't have souls maxwell
chocolate chip cookies do
they also don't have legs or muscles but that's irrelevent here I guess

one day after coming back from a family shopping session, somebody had taken a stuff in the toilet without flushing even though somebody used the bathroom and flushed right before we left
sometimes it doesn't flush the first time

Because of Boink, I have to go buy Oreos, go to the bathroom, and have more oreos.

You should make out a patent.

Because of Boink, I have to go buy Oreos, go to the bathroom, and have more oreos.

You should make out a patent.
The issue is that I may have summoned a demon into my house.

Just to remind you guys: this is seriously a true story. I have no idea what happened lol
« Last Edit: December 22, 2014, 03:59:52 PM by Boink! »

The issue is that I may have summoned a demon into my house.

Just to remind you guys: this is seriously a true story. I have no idea what happened lol

Patent the demon

wooden brick
I just want to know what the hell a wooden brick is.

I just want to know what the hell a wooden brick is.

It's another word for "crate"