I've had one year of entertainment from this forum so I figured the least I could do it
give back to the community for supply me with such intelligent discussion.
So here, for this one and only time, I am making an exclusive and rare post about the arts of
tucking, a truly invaluable skill that everyone should know and use in their daily lives.
What is tucking?Unlike Trucking which involves large Trucks sometimes known as 18 Wheelers (Because of the number of wheels they have), Tucking is the skill of sliding your testicles up and into the
Inguinal cbrown town. (Where Testicles are born) It's usually used by disgusting cross dressers to lure in unsuspecting heteroloveual males like myself into having love with them, shocking right?
So how do I do it?So you've decided you want to try it huh?
Step 1. Well first things first is you need to take off your cloths, much like a truck stop whore and shave everything down there! Why do you have to shave everything? Well that's because females don't grow hair so go grab your Dads razor and get slice'in.
Step 2. Have you shaved everything? No? Get back in the bathroom and shave everything off!
Step 3. Lay down on your bed with your balls and rooster out the back of your legs and start slowly pushing them up and towards your rooster. Push firmly and if it starts to hurt that normal! It's like the first time you had love, remember when Steven broke you hymen and you bled a lot? He was disgusted but you kept telling him it was normal and then you kept bleeding and had to go to the ER and a bunch of doctors suck their fingers inside of you and you felt super embarrassed and gross and after all that it turned out it was just normal like you said? Even after you told Steven he still broke up with you. Well that sucked but the moral of the story is it might hurt the first time but keep on shoving!
4. After you got one in remember you have two! Get the other one in there
sTep 5. Now grab your rooster and push it back over your empty ball sack and use some of your Moms scrap booking tape to tape it down and your balls inside.
Step 6 Get your favorite pair of panties and slide them on, BAM no buldge
Congratulations you now know how to Truck!
Helpful Websites and Linkshttps://www.wikipedia.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwkfkikyJkhttp://www.thefreedictionary.com/tuckA google redirect to a wikihow page about tucking
