I've had five years of entertainment from this forum so I figured the least I could do it
give back to the community for supplying me with such intelligent discussion.
So here, for this one and only time, I am making an exclusive and rare post about the arts of
trucking, a truly invaluable skill that everyone should know and use in their daily lives.
What is trucking?Unlike Tucking which involves shoving your testes inside your body and filling the ballsack with your snake for no reason other than to have a free love change, Trucking is the skill of transporting goods across the United States and other parts of the globe. It is usually done by people who don't spend much time with families and want to help the USA/Country in some way, shocking right?
So how do I do it?So you've decided you want to try it huh?
Step 1. First thing's first, you need to learn how to drive! Why do you need to learn how to drive? Well that's because trucks are vehicles, you can't learn how to drive without any experience, so go out there and go to driving school!
Step 2. Do you know how to drive? Good! Now go get a Commercial Driver's License.
Step 3. Find a trucking company to work for and start driving. Don't worry about crashing, if you have a CDL then you must know how to drive properly! It's like the first time you begin driving, remember when Johnny crashed into your car and you were super pissed? He was sorry but you kept telling him it was normal and you kept yelling and had to go to your insurance, and a lady told you that they were going to pay the costs for a new car and you felt very glad and everything turned out normal like you said? Even after you told Johnny he still tried to sue you. Well that sucked but the moral of the story is it might hurt the first time but keep on driving!
Step 4. After you deliver your first good, remember that you have to do more! Go to your company and get your payment and new assignment.
sTep 5. Now grab your wallet and get paid! You can use a debit card to store your money safely with a bank.
Step 6 Pay your bills and buy things you need/want, BAM no overdraft
Congratulations you now know how to Truck!
Helpful Websites and Linkshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trucking_industry_in_the_United_States http://www.trucking.org/ http://trucker.com/homeI'm sorry, I couldn't resist :c
