I've had five years of entertainment from this forum so I figured the least I could do it give back to the community for supplying me with such intelligent discussion.
So here, for this one and only time, I am making an exclusive and rare post about the arts of
ducking, a truly invaluable skill that everyone should know and use in their daily lives.
What is ducking?Unlike trucking, which is the skill of transporting goods across the United States and other parts of the globe, ducking is an act involving you lowering your had or body so as to not be seen, or killed
So how do I do it?So you've decided you want to try it huh?
Step 1: First things first, you need to get fit! It's a known fact that fat people can't duck, so you need to do some exercise! Start by doing some squats, then pushups, and then go to the gym you lazy bastard.
Step 2: So now you're skinny and fit? Good! Go tell your friend to buy a bow and arrow!
Step 3: Now go to your front yard. Give the bow and arrow to your friend, and make him stand around 15 feet away.
Step 4: Now tell him to fire the arrow at your head. Don't worry about dying, you'll respawn. Now, just before the arrow hits your head, bend your knees, and close your eyes
Step 5: You can open your eyes now. The arrow should have landed on your neighbor's yard, or hit an unsuspecting squirrel. Are you still alive? Congratulations, you have performed your first duck!
Step 6: Don't blame me if you died.
Congratulations! You now know how to duck!
Helpful Websites and Linkshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ducking
