How are they jokes? Ive seen paintings go for 1000's of dollars, and they pretty much serve the same purpose a sword im going to hang on the wall. The only difference is that paintings only have one purpose, whereas my swords can help me pick up m'lady *tips fedora*
Paintings can be studied for historical importance. There's these "5 perspectives" people use to brown townysis paintings and learn about the culture it came from. Part of the reason we know so much about the Greeks and the Romans is because we're able to study their life through their art.
Swords are similar, except they have a much more limited scope. We can only learn what kind of materials were available to a culture at any given time. If we're really lucky, we can figure out who owned it, and maybe how soldiers of different ranks were treated, but that requires the sword be in great condition.
Probably don't believe in it, but they say that some paintings also give out different feelings. Like, they can change the entire atmosphere of a room.
I'd rather have a painting of some random guy from the Renaissance than a sword from the Crusades.
You.
I'm not worth $200
