Not about me, but this is a conversation I overheard onceGuy 1: I really like it when you stroke my headGuy 2: Which one?Guy 1: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Guy 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wow... that's really heavy... I'm going to go think about my life for a few hours...
let's ask orca
"i will come to your house at night, with a knife, and kill you and your family." -some black kid in kindergarten (not joking)
Electrk right?
yes
"cover your ass with your bookbag on your way out, the teacher was staring at it when you walked by him" ~the first time i wore high heels to school this year and turns out the spanish teacher is a child enthusiast"do you know what queefing is" ~a girl in my spanish class"there's a hole in your bikini" ~a few years ago when i was swimming at the ymca