Author Topic: What is the creepiest/weirdest/awkwardest thing someone has ever said to you  (Read 4076 times)

Not about me, but this is a conversation I overheard once
Guy 1: I really like it when you stroke my head
Guy 2: Which one?
Guy 1: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have a feeling they were furries cause I mean the head stroking is usually associated with animals.

Wow... that's really heavy... I'm going to go think about my life for a few hours...
It caught me off gaurd becasue I was just like "Um I know that......"

someone called me cute

um

look at me


"i wish i could own you as a pet"  -some girl in 8th grade

"i will come to your house at night, with a knife, and kill you and your family."  -some black kid in kindergarten (not joking)


let's ask orca

Electrk right?
"i will come to your house at night, with a knife, and kill you and your family."  -some black kid in kindergarten (not joking)

That sounds like something I would have said in kindergarten.

"i will come to your house at night, with a knife, and kill you and your family."  -some black kid in kindergarten (not joking)
Wow. He's black. How typical.

"cover your ass with your bookbag on your way out, the teacher was staring at it when you walked by him" ~the first time i wore high heels to school this year and turns out the spanish teacher is a child enthusiast

"do you know what queefing is" ~a girl in my spanish class

"there's a hole in your bikini" ~a few years ago when i was swimming at the ymca

i had a gun pulled on me, turns out it was a look alike that this kid beat someone up then took thinking it was real, because he painted off the orange tip of this rifle looking gun, it looked real but i figured out there was no bullets
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"I want to forget you up the ass"

Is was then followed by creepy sucking sound. I was never the same.




"cover your ass with your bookbag on your way out, the teacher was staring at it when you walked by him" ~the first time i wore high heels to school this year and turns out the spanish teacher is a child enthusiast

"do you know what queefing is" ~a girl in my spanish class

"there's a hole in your bikini" ~a few years ago when i was swimming at the ymca
i like how a lot of teachers at schools are creeps like that

doesn't someone like, go tell the office or something