i (sorta) have a job at apple

[Freek]

Did you know you cannot correct people if they pronounce "Apple" incorrectly?

or anyone of their products

[Ad Bot]

[Ms. Terra]

or anyone of their products

That too

[ßlöükfáce]

i hope op isnt making things up again

[Trifax]

Did you know you cannot correct people if they pronounce "Apple" incorrectly?

Welcome back.

it's not really a burn considering no one here majors in english literature.

Yeah, well, I've been to college for a little bit and taken some english classes. Shut DOWN, son. SNAP.

I'm just having fun, all good man.

[hillkill]

did i miss something? i don't remember seeing her announce leaving.

[TheNewZedrow]

Me either, I didn't see her leave.
heres a chat from a guy that wants a touchscreen iMac:

Customer: Hi
You: Hello, I’m Jonathan, and welcome to the Apple Online Store!
Customer: I saw that you have touchscreen macs?
You: The only touchscreen products we offer are the iPad, iPod Touch, and iPhone. We actually don’t have touchscreen Macs, though.
Customer: I was at an apple store about a week ago and was using a touchscreen mac
You: My apologies for any confusion, but we don’t offer any Macs that are touchscreen.
Customer: Oh, okay. Thanks.
You: Sure, it’s my pleasure.

thats what its like trying to forgetin tell ppl theres no touchscreen iMac
damn
btw "You:" means me because i literally copy and pasted the chat from the support chat site

[Georges]

Me either, I didn't see her leave.
heres a chat from a guy that wants a touchscreen iMac:

Customer: Hi
You: Hello, I’m Jonathan, and welcome to the Apple Online Store!
Customer: I saw that you have touchscreen macs?
You: The only touchscreen products we offer are the iPad, iPod Touch, and iPhone. We actually don’t have touchscreen Macs, though.
Customer: I was at an apple store about a week ago and was using a touchscreen mac
You: My apologies for any confusion, but we don’t offer any Macs that are touchscreen.
Customer: Oh, okay. Thanks.
You: Sure, it’s my pleasure.

thats what its like trying to forgetin tell ppl theres no touchscreen iMac
damn

Says the guy who recently claimed he had a touchscreen iMac

[Trifax]

did i miss something? i don't remember seeing her announce leaving.

She PM'd people. No goodbye post because she's not stupid.

Me either, I didn't see her leave.
heres a chat from a guy that wants a touchscreen iMac:

Customer: Hi
You: Hello, I’m Jonathan, and welcome to the Apple Online Store!
Customer: I saw that you have touchscreen macs?
You: The only touchscreen products we offer are the iPad, iPod Touch, and iPhone. We actually don’t have touchscreen Macs, though.
Customer: I was at an apple store about a week ago and was using a touchscreen mac
You: My apologies for any confusion, but we don’t offer any Macs that are touchscreen.
Customer: Oh, okay. Thanks.
You: Sure, it’s my pleasure.

thats what its like trying to forgetin tell ppl theres no touchscreen iMac
damn

Did he go to a fake apple store or something? Maybe he was at a Microsoft store. Weird...keep us posted on crazy stories with customers, man.

[TheNewZedrow]

Says the guy who recently claimed he had a touchscreen iMac

you can get them custom made u scrub

Did he go to a fake apple store or something? Maybe he was at a Microsoft store. Weird...keep us posted on crazy stories with customers, man.

Not sure, he never told me the exact Apple store or city he was in. He might have been at a Microsoft store.

[hillkill]

maybe he can't tell the difference between an ipad and an imac.

[Trifax]

They're pretty similar.

[hillkill]

like i said before, a lot of apple's customers are either old or have no technological knowledge. most likely the second choice.

[TheNewZedrow]

like i said before, a lot of apple's customers are either old or have no technological knowledge. most likely the second choice.

this lol

[Frankie²]

Says the guy who recently claimed he had a touchscreen iMac

yeah i noticed that too
pretty fishy, and given OPs history im gonna doubt that he works for apple unless he can provide actual prove (screenshot of the support client, or a paystub)
also considering OP is most likely still in school he doesnt even meet the requirements

• Minimum 2 years professional troubleshooting expertise or proven technical ability
• Flexibility to work between the hours of 7:00 a.m. CST and 10:30 p.m. CST including weekends and holidays, with the possibility to flex up or down hours depending upon business needs

[TheNewZedrow]

there are custom imacs for sale there
you can get them custom built and shipped to chapel hill (the place i work at)

edit cus frankies post:
I've been trained already, and at the one where I come in after school or on weekends because my cousin is the manager of the building, and he knows I go to school.