You are obviously showing early signs of
Malawian Oral Mutation (MOM). The mutation was first spotted in Malawi in 1997, and its first symptoms are developing water in sleep. Over a period of about two and a half months, a person affected with MOM will develop symptoms such as vomiting, excessive sneezing, and the shakes. After those two months, the inside of a victim's mouth will begin to decay, and in some rare cases, turn a bright shade of pink. Eventually the decaying will spread to areas around the mouth. It is sometimes fatal, and people can die within a year of the first symptoms There have only been 201 cases around the globe since 1997, with 4 of those being in the U.S. 89 have died from the mutation.
